🧬Cells at overwork🧬—Zach | lastplacecomics.com

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N1🩸: “Alright, cells! Line up for your rations!” N2:“Pizza again? We need nutrients!” N3:“The🧠has declared that 🍕has🍅 in it which is a vegetable!” N4:“Futher complaints about the quality of rations will not be tolerated!” *mutter mutter* N5:“Sir, my son! He’s dying from lack of Vitamin D! Can we have some sunlight! Pls!” N6:“You’ll take your screen light and you’ll be happy for it, peasant!” N7:“Attention! The🧠 has found a 4hr video on Mario Kart speedruns! There will be no sleep tonight!” N8:“I - I can't do this anymore!”“We don't even like Mario Kart!”

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Pizza is more nutritious than breakfast cereals

I would question that as a general statement

pizza is not a health food, but when compared with a quickly poured bowl of sugar flakes, it’s a more balanced meal.

Just use oat flakes, some fruit, some nuts, there is your more healthy alternative.

OTOH, if you compare sugar flakes with a vegetable pizza, with whole grain base, lots of veggies, and not so much cheese, pizza wins

One must admit that oats, fruit and some nuts is not a breakfast cereal

Dairy fats are not unhealthy either, which is where most of the energy intake comes from in the pizza. Plus you don’t even need a vegetable pizza to beat what’s essentially sugar for breakfast

I don’t know where you’re coming from on this planet, but in my environment oats, fruit, and nuts were very much breakfast cereals since my childhood. So one can disagree, but two agrees.

You fill this with some type of milk (plant or dairy), but water also does the job or yogurt.

My point is just that it’s a stupid claim to say pizza is better if you stay unspecific about what you’re eating, really.

This is universally breakfast cereal, this is the comparison point

If you’re going to start talking about nuts and fruit, that’s something entirely separate







some vtuber doctor 😨
You are eating a complete breakfast at dawn outside‽


True but asbestos is more nutritious than cyanide.

asbestos-free cereal

from xkcd

Then you hear about a lawsuit against redfarm for false advertising because the marketers didn’t verify with the food engineers before adding that and they source their silica filler from an asbestos plant down the street.



I hate to tell you this, but cyanide is more nutritious than asbestos. The body could probably derive some energy from it’s C-H bond, whereas asbestos is completely devoid of useful connections.

Typical big Cyanide.

Edit: Also cyanide kills you like instantly asbestos takes years and only kills through proxies it has to be more nutritious yo live than die.



Sure but I prefer the taste of nutty cyanide over rocks



That’s like saying pop tarts are more nutritious than heroin.


You can take my Lucky Charms over my dead body 🌈

(possibly literally someday haha)



Lowkey the plot of Cells At Work (Black) which, while pretty flawed in several ways, was still an interesting spinoff from the original anime


Missing is drug use to make some dopamine.


This is from like 10 years ago right?

maybe core ╮(︶▽︶)╭


A bit under 4 years, it looks like.



This one hits a little close to home. I, too, must watch every new SummoningSalt video as soon as it drops.

I can understand why, but it’s sad that he’s stopped using the song that he always used to use. Everyone else started copying the format and doing the same thing though, so him stopping doing a thing that made him stand out actually makes him stand out now.


You can do it at outside at dawn every breakfast!




Almost a good biology joke, except that for most cell types mother cells cease to exist once they split into two daughter cells. So it would have made more sense for their relationship to resemble more an aunt-neice relationship than a mother and son.

what about the rifle, alarm, and pickaxes?

Those are the most accurate part of the comic.



Twins, if you will?



I feel like the white blood cells should be the guards. They’re the ones who will kill anything that gets out of line, and they’re white….

I think its supposed to represent those doing resource distribution, rather than strictly guards, which red blood sort of does (oxygen at least, maybe other stuff idk)



How. Fucking. Dare. You.


How dare you make me feel guilty over my cellular health 😂


Pizza can indeed be heealthy. But store-bought is not.

How much more magnesium bruh?

You don’t know my mom’s zucchini+bell pepper pizza.




Nonsense. Everyone likes Mario Kart.


I liked the first Mario Kart for SNES, but honestly all the entries* after that haven’t done anything for me and frankly I think none of them even feel like full games.

*I haven’t played the newest for Switch 2, but it does look like it might have more to it maybe?


Fake news. I hate Nintendo and all the Nintenslop they produce. Besides in 2 years there will be Mario Kart added to No Man’s Sky anyways.



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